| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Doom | 00:00 | gl hf |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:00 | we are stalking you |
| MacroJackson | 00:13 | luck of the draw |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:40 | Did you guys know jesus was a jew? |
| Doom | 01:45 | Yes |
| Doom | 02:23 | why do jews hate Jesus? |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 02:50 | i dunno |
| MacroJackson | 13:33 | gg |