| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DaveTestaSC | 00:05 | GLGL |
| MittRomney | 00:09 | glhf |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:23 | S Tier for troll originality |
| MittRomney | 01:38 | what, the name? |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:40 | ya |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:41 | hhaha |
| MittRomney | 01:44 | lolol |
| MittRomney | 01:50 | had this name for like 15 years |
| DaveTestaSC | 01:55 | hahaha |
| DaveTestaSC | 02:03 | with all of the trumps and bidens |
| MittRomney | 02:08 | yeah man |
| MittRomney | 02:11 | been a wild ran |
| MittRomney | 02:13 | ride |
| MittRomney | 14:31 | GG |
