| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Pima | 00:12 | why did the sperm cross the road? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:28 | the republican had it on the bottom of his shoe |
| Pima | 00:35 | because I'm wearing the wrong socks |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:39 | damn i got it |
| Pima | 00:49 | |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:59 | gl jizz up |
| Pima | 01:07 | glgl |
| fwc | 01:15 | trump forever |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:26 | ya he'll be remembered forever |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:29 | as worst dumb fuck pres |
| Pima | 01:39 | at least he fixed the economy |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:39 | hes worse than garfield |
| Pima | 01:41 | for china |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:43 | hows gas? |
| fwc | 01:45 | of course |
| Pima | 01:53 | 6 here at costco |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:57 | lol |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:01 | "i did that" |
| Pima | 02:22 | bigly |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:28 | hows that gold phone |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:42 | otw |
| Carmean | 02:43 | clsoe |
| IIIIIIIIII | 04:33 | care tank |
| fwc | 12:27 | coward!!! |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:33 | sorry i got hit |
| IIIIIIIIII | 13:09 | where units reatrd |
| IIIIIIIIII | 13:34 | u guy are tarsh |
| Carmean | 13:57 | gg |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:00 | trash |
| Pima | 14:01 | gg |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:01 | team |
| Pima | 14:04 | lol |
| Pima | 14:08 | welcome to 4s |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:13 | wtf did pink make |
| Pima | 14:20 | tried to nuke? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:23 | he's retarded |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:45 | pink ur fucking dog shit |
