| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:19 | omfg my grandma is torrenting |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:20 | fml |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:22 | my internet is FUCKED |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:38 | GRANDMAMA GET OFF THE NET |
| NiNJA | 00:41 | please no cannon rush |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:47 | GRAND MAMA |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:57 | he probalby cannons |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:26 | kinad gay |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:45 | right? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:34 | the fuck is this gay shit |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:40 | if u go bc |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:41 | il scream |
| IIIIIIIIII | 04:29 | why is this noob pressing me |
| YOMAMA | 05:05 | hey purple do you know how shield batteries work? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:06 | teal ur gay |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:12 | stfu |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:15 | eng bay cuck |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:28 | tk?? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:29 | lol |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:38 | mad because u lost ur corner base |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:39 | blue tk |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:42 | he says he's a pedo |
| Daddypig | 05:42 | omw |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:43 | report him |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:54 | blue is pedo |