| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| GraLPinoCheT | 00:00 | glhf |
| HydraX | 00:52 | pp???? |
| Bitcoin | 00:52 | |
| Synikster | 00:52 | hmm |
| INTIMIDATOR | 00:52 | Someone call a zookeeper, the monkeys have escaped the keyboard zoo! |
| GraLPinoCheT | 00:52 | |
| INTIMIDATOR | 01:00 | Who took the power, charm, and talent, and gave me only Wi-Fi? |
| INTIMIDATOR | 01:20 | I see we're having a chat, just waiting for the conversation upgrade. |
| INTIMIDATOR | 02:57 | Probably overworked from running that waste of oxygen you call a brain. |
| Bitcoin | 03:06 | lmao! |
| INTIMIDATOR | 03:22 | Wow, you found the keyboard all by yourself. |
| INTIMIDATOR | 03:39 | Did a sloth teach everyone hustle at the speed of molasses? |
| INTIMIDATOR | 03:59 | Looks like talent went extinct, and I'm stuck babysitting fossils. |
| Bitcoin | 04:22 | how we looken |
| INTIMIDATOR | 05:57 | Like the blooper reel of a bad sitcom. Try again. |
| INTIMIDATOR | 07:39 | Did someone's imagination get stuck in traffic or just their brains? |
| INTIMIDATOR | 07:56 | Is this a group chat or a mime summit? Say something, clowns! |