| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DarkStar | 00:00 | Yo man |
| DarkStar | 00:00 | BK or MCD? |
| Dalinar | 00:05 | glhf |
| DarkStar | 00:09 | GL HF! |
| DarkStar | 00:17 | Burger king or MCDonalds? |
| DarkStar | 12:14 | Zerg is fair and balanced |
| Dalinar | 12:18 | ya |
| DarkStar | 12:28 | Is what I'd say if I was retarded |
| Dalinar | 12:39 | play zerg |
| DarkStar | 12:56 | No thanks |
| DarkStar | 13:02 | Have dignity and self respect |
| DarkStar | 13:45 | Actually such a wananbe |
| DarkStar | 13:54 | Go hang yourself fag |
