| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:04 | di |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:08 | DIE! |
| Gravemind | 00:11 | WTF |
| Gravemind | 00:15 | how did you see |
| Gravemind | 00:19 | my allied chat |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:25 | I AM THE NOOBSLAYER |
| Gravemind | 00:32 | hack? |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:33 | I AM YOUR GOD I AM YOUR KING |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:45 | SHUT UP AND DIE |
| Dilator | 00:55 | HACKS are for people who cant win otherwise |
| NOOBSLAYER | 01:08 | WHO IS HACKING? IM SLAYING |
| NOOBSLAYER | 01:21 | BEG FOR THY MERCY |
| Gravemind | 01:39 | go to hell satan |
| NOOBSLAYER | 01:55 | IM WAITING FOR YOU TO CUM TO ME NOOB |
| Gravemind | 02:30 | i got xcom enemy unknown for free from prime games |
| Konquer | 02:45 | he started a 3rd |
| NOOBSLAYER | 04:03 | FUCKING NOOOBS |
| Gravemind | 09:47 | i am coming for your bussy |
| Gravemind | 09:58 | i am gay |
| Gravemind | 10:00 | and i want it |
| NOOBSLAYER | 10:20 | GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH |
| Gravemind | 10:25 | GIVE ME UR ASS |
| Dilator | 11:47 | how lame a name is noobslayer |
| Gravemind | 11:52 | lol |
| NOOBSLAYER | 12:06 | YOU CHEATING FUCKKKK |
| Dilator | 12:08 | Who cares that you can kill noobs |
| NOOBSLAYER | 12:22 | YOU ARE NOOOB FUCKKKK YOUOUUUOUOOOUUOOUOUOOUUOOUUO |