| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Computer | 00:22 | GLHF NOOB retard |
| Tefeari | 00:28 | BOOB |
| Wraith | 00:31 | ok computer |
| Brogan | 01:05 | Lol @ the fake ezgay clan |
| Nick | 01:33 | *shrugs |
| Brogan | 01:50 | Wgg is the true ezgay. The original. |
| Computer | 02:49 | gg NOOB retard |
| Wraith | 02:56 | leave |
| Nick | 03:01 | dude stfu |
| Computer | 03:01 | gogogo attack NOOB retard |
| Computer | 03:03 | :v |
| Computer | 04:26 | gogogo noob zerg |
| Computer | 04:29 | :v |
| Computer | 05:29 | gogogo NOOB zerg |
| Computer | 05:31 | :v |
| Wraith | 21:32 | ggwp |
| Nick | 21:35 | gg |
| Starboy | 21:37 | gg |
| Wraith | 21:37 | to everyone except computer |
| Wraith | 21:42 | he is ass |
| Brogan | 21:50 | I am two races, I am king. |
