| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 01:11 | dam that was a hefty dab |
| jeffersplat | 01:16 | lmao |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 01:16 | yall better carry |
| jeffersplat | 01:17 | good |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 01:53 | nice zergling rush |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 02:00 | good early count |
| Peon | 02:13 | protecc my scv |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 02:37 | watch out |
| Peon | 02:40 | elite has a lot of units |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 03:16 | i trust my marines to your zerg |
| Peon | 04:02 | dude phonk is the move |
| jeffersplat | 04:07 | tthis guy |
| Peon | 04:17 | sorry if im too enlightened for you |
| jeffersplat | 04:26 | aapology accepted |
| Peon | 04:36 | yosho hai montagem |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 04:37 | look it up |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 04:51 | or belong to me funk |
| jeffersplat | 04:58 | yessir o7 |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 05:23 | if its terrible its ur fault |
| jeffersplat | 05:30 | :o |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 05:56 | dam |
| Peon | 06:01 | i gotta carry |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 06:04 | per usual |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 06:07 | jk |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 06:13 | or am i |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 06:21 | jk |
| jeffersplat | 06:27 | THIS GUYY |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 06:29 | i had 3 red bull |
| jeffersplat | 06:34 | jfcl ol |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 06:38 | i mean not at once |
| Peon | 06:40 | but recently |
| jeffersplat | 06:44 | i figured lol |
| Peon | 06:54 | i wish at once tho |
| jeffersplat | 06:59 | :oo |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 07:25 | poosh |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 07:34 | or ur a pussy |
| jeffersplat | 07:40 | NONO |
| jeffersplat | 07:43 | IM NOT |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 08:13 | dangh |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 08:16 | its ok |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 10:12 | nice mules lol |
| jeffersplat | 10:14 | tyty |
| jeffersplat | 10:20 | mineral fucked |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 10:30 | more bases |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 10:32 | more money |
| jeffersplat | 10:35 | indeed |
| Peon | 10:37 | more happiness |
| jeffersplat | 10:41 | fsho |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 11:13 | omw |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 11:21 | libs good vs mutas |
| Peon | 11:26 | air splash damage |
| A.I. 4 (Medium) | 14:37 | lmk when yall wanna push |
| jeffersplat | 14:48 | soon |
| Peon | 14:48 | i poosh |
| Peon | 14:52 | oh ok |
| Peon | 14:54 | i wait |
| Peon | 16:46 | libs cheating |
| jeffersplat | 16:54 | tehehe |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 18:07 | wall of planetary built |
| Peon | 18:09 | we push |
| jeffersplat | 18:11 | beautiful lol |
| jeffersplat | 18:13 | yep |
| A.I. 5 (Medium) | 18:34 | death to ai |
| jeffersplat | 18:52 | what is this a commencement speech? |
| Peon | 19:09 | ayooooooooooo |
| A.I. 3 (Elite) | 19:16 | but fr |
| jeffersplat | 19:19 | truly |