| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Jraymond | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Veryoldman | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Jraymond | 00:26 | love smurfers |
| Veryoldman | 00:36 | not me |
| Jraymond | 00:40 | lol |
| Jraymond | 03:07 | a big smurf |
| Veryoldman | 03:14 | huh? |
| Veryoldman | 08:57 | so, why did you decide to become smurf? |
| Jraymond | 09:06 | smurf killer |
| Jraymond | 09:10 | i hate them |
| Jraymond | 09:22 | need to become one |
| Veryoldman | 09:50 | but you can't tell that I'm a 77 year old man who has played from the start but is still Silver |
| Jraymond | 10:09 | lol |
| Jraymond | 10:16 | must be retard then |
| Veryoldman | 10:26 | or old |
| Jraymond | 10:47 | im 96 |
| Veryoldman | 11:24 | wow, Ive played a number of 60 somthings, but never 80s, or 90s |
| Veryoldman | 20:13 | not bad player for an asshole |
| Jraymond | 20:31 | stop smurfing |
| Veryoldman | 20:47 | so most of the smurfs you play lose? |
| Jraymond | 20:52 | ya |
| Veryoldman | 20:54 | terrible smurfs then |
| Jraymond | 20:56 | im diamond |
| Veryoldman | 21:22 | so you never answered, why did you decide to become a smurf? |
| Jraymond | 21:43 | cuz this shit is full of them |
| Jraymond | 22:12 | someone have to stop them |
| Veryoldman | 22:14 | so it is fun irritating other like they did you? You need to rethink life man |