| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Weasel | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| Weasel | 00:08 | me too! |
| Gargamel | 00:14 | bullshit |
| Weasel | 00:24 | whoa, kids present, watch the language |
| Gargamel | 00:31 | you'reliterally smurfing right now |
| Weasel | 00:40 | blame blizzard |
| Gargamel | 00:48 | you're the one who's playing too fast |
| Weasel | 01:02 | I play the speed I play, blizzard matches us |
| Gargamel | 01:09 | wrong |
| Weasel | 01:12 | how? |
| Gargamel | 01:22 | when blizzard fucks up, you play slower |
| Weasel | 01:45 | seriously man, watch the language |
| Gargamel | 01:45 | because it's the righ thing to do |
| Gargamel | 01:57 | don't tell me what to do, sociopath |
| Weasel | 02:06 | ok kettle |
| Gargamel | 10:37 | armour superior to attack upgrade? |
| Gargamel | 16:24 | get cancer smurfing sociopath |
| Weasel | 16:31 | had it |
| Gargamel | 16:32 | you don't deserve to play |
