| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Immadawalrus | 00:02 | GLHF |
| Immadawalrus | 24:32 | sigh |
| Immadawalrus | 26:29 | why do you terrans insist on 90 min games |
| Immadawalrus | 29:11 | god you're a faggot |
| Immadawalrus | 29:25 | kill yourself |
| Immadawalrus | 30:47 | 30 minutes of my life wasted please commit suicide you fucking loser |