| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DeathClick | 00:00 | GLHF |
| Vaesperka | 00:00 | glhf |
| Bmann | 00:13 | be gentle im a virgin |
| DeathClick | 00:35 | Thats what she said |
| RandallFlagg | 00:49 | it doesn't count if it's just the tip |
| Bmann | 00:55 | i am a she... |
| DeathClick | 01:02 | does a bear shit in the woods? |
| Princess | 01:11 | apparently your a she now |
| Bmann | 01:28 | its 2026 dont you dare judge me |
| Vaesperka | 01:36 | stfu hoe\ |
| DeathClick | 01:40 | no one cares honestly |
| Bmann | 01:57 | biggest ine in the game |
| DeathClick | 05:03 | |thanks for the donations |
