| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| PepsiMax | 00:07 | glhf |
| Innocent | 00:11 | u2 |
| PepsiMax | 00:51 | im a horse |
| Innocent | 00:57 | neiiigh |
| PepsiMax | 01:01 | hoofs and shit |
| Innocent | 01:10 | must beh ard to play sc |
| PepsiMax | 01:17 | ken oath |
| PepsiMax | 01:26 | farmer dan has no idea im in his office |
| PepsiMax | 02:55 | mate |
| Innocent | 02:59 | failed |
| PepsiMax | 03:03 | you have severely injured an scv |
| Innocent | 03:07 | soz |
| Innocent | 05:46 | ruuude |
| PepsiMax | 05:56 | horse manners |
| Innocent | 06:48 | gg |
| PepsiMax | 06:51 | gg |
