| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Potato | 00:24 | gl hf |
| BERZERG | 00:49 | ghmf |
| BERZERG | 01:39 | have fun |
| Potato | 02:17 | itd be more fun if you didnt shoot that probe |
| BERZERG | 02:27 | have fun |
| BigHog | 02:39 | christmas would be more fun if you didnt have sex with family members |
| BERZERG | 02:55 | HOW NOW BROWN COW |
| BERZERG | 07:13 | bit unlucky that wasnt it |
| Potato | 07:49 | not as unlucky as what happens during BigHogs christmas parties |
| BERZERG | 08:17 | true |
| Potato | 19:41 | gggg |