| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RichardNixon | 03:40 | stop that |
| HighTower | 04:59 | more shields, start from top |
| RichardNixon | 05:38 | my work here is done |
| Credo | 06:08 | imagine if had a terran that knew ho to make tanks |
| RichardNixon | 06:33 | red |
| RichardNixon | 06:34 | stop that |
| RichardNixon | 06:36 | put that tank away |
| RichardNixon | 06:41 | red |
| RichardNixon | 06:48 | dont you be a bad boy |
| RichardNixon | 08:29 | red |
| RichardNixon | 08:32 | you have been a naughty boy |
| Squarepusher | 08:41 | time for a beating |
| RichardNixon | 09:18 | blue |
| RichardNixon | 09:24 | you have been the naughtiest of them all |
| RichardNixon | 09:29 | no christmas gifts for you this year |
| RichardNixon | 12:01 | that was a very naughty thing |
| RichardNixon | 12:03 | you tried to do |
| RichardNixon | 13:04 | no cookies for you naughty boys |
| RichardNixon | 13:13 | only a hard spanking on your bottoms |
| RichardNixon | 13:21 | daddy is not happy with you |
