| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Susken | 00:04 | gl hf |
| JJH | 00:08 | are you a conservative? |
| Susken | 00:12 | yes |
| Susken | 00:22 | but last election I obstained |
| JJH | 00:24 | now my memes won't work |
| JJH | 00:33 | i was gonna meme on you |
| Susken | 00:43 | oh meme me daddy |
| JJH | 00:55 | YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON |
