| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| LeWaffles | 00:03 | gg gl |
| Meddle | 00:04 | gl hf |
| DurtyMike | 00:07 | gl noob |
| Daddy | 00:08 | glgl |
| DurtyMike | 00:10 | le tounge |
| DREDGE | 00:18 | gg hf |
| DurtyMike | 00:23 | kiss daddy? |
| DurtyMike | 00:24 | no |
| SPARKLES | 00:25 | nuke |
| TheRenegade | 00:27 | my moms tits are huge |
| SPARKLES | 00:50 | flaps |
| TheRenegade | 01:59 | phalange |
| LeWaffles | 02:02 | rip |
| LeWaffles | 02:04 | muh finger |
| TheRenegade | 02:25 | you're being cannon rushed |
| TheRenegade | 02:36 | you're gonna lose again |
| TheRenegade | 02:38 | id be so annoyed |
| SPARKLES | 10:19 | out you get |
| LeWaffles | 10:22 | gg |
| Meddle | 10:22 | gg |
| DREDGE | 10:24 | gg |
