| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| spec | 00:08 | glgl |
| shedman | 01:00 | fuck off aus server cunt |
| shedman | 01:13 | play dota or someshit |
| shedman | 01:23 | gotta come here and ruin my day with your lag |
| spec | 01:37 | if this ruins your daty |
| spec | 01:40 | you have bigger problems |
| shedman | 02:23 | if 300 ping doesn't ruin your day you're either stupid or feeble |
| shedman | 03:36 | i'm going to lose ladder points for this |
| shedman | 03:58 | it really is sickening |
| shedman | 04:07 | why are we even building a wall when this shit can happen at home |
| spec | 04:13 | americans are so fucking entitled |
| spec | 04:28 | work on fixing your country |
| spec | 04:36 | instead of complaining you seppo cunt |
| shedman | 04:48 | fix your fucking internet |
| spec | 04:58 | its fine |
| spec | 05:02 | i got 100mb/s down |
| shedman | 05:32 | yeah i'm sure you do, on lan to other drunk aussies |
| shedman | 05:42 | that's meaningless |
| shedman | 06:22 | your connection THAT MATTERS is trash |
| shedman | 06:37 | to fucking freedom land |
| shedman | 06:41 | your saviour |
| shedman | 06:43 | overlord |
| shedman | 06:46 | protector |
| spec | 07:02 | literal 3rd word country pretending to be first world |
| spec | 07:11 | votes an oompa loompa as head of state |
| spec | 07:13 | who am i? |
| shedman | 35:52 | really |
| shedman | 35:55 | doesn't count |
