| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RainMan | 00:06 | broccoli soup |
| MrDouchebag | 00:08 | glgl |
| RainMan | 00:08 | Gl, hf. |
| RainMan | 11:03 | gratz |
| RainMan | 11:06 | you did nothin right and won ther game |
| MrDouchebag | 11:16 | LUL |
| RainMan | 11:22 | na retard |
| MrDouchebag | 11:29 | feelsbadman |
| RainMan | 11:57 | litterly |
| RainMan | 11:58 | ntohing right |
