| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Axiom | 00:03 | gl hf |
| Barwu | 00:04 | glhf! |
| Axiom | 00:21 | today is my birthday |
| Axiom | 00:25 | i did not wish for TvP on this map :P |
| Barwu | 00:29 | rip |
| Barwu | 00:33 | happy birthday |
| Axiom | 00:37 | thanks stranger (hearts) |
| Axiom | 00:48 | 27, super old |
| Barwu | 00:56 | basically a dinosaur |
| Barwu | 00:58 | |
| Axiom | 01:06 | you could carbon date me yeah |
| Barwu | 01:12 | XD |
| Axiom | 18:55 | gg |
