| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SLAMMER | 00:24 | SLAMMER IS ONLINE |
| SLAMMER | 00:26 | ITS SLAMMIN TIME |
| Jason | 01:03 | you gotta start thinking of new material |
| Jason | 01:05 | its not that funny anymore |
| SLAMMER | 01:15 | NOT ALL |
| SLAMMER | 01:16 | ARE STRONG |
| SLAMMER | 01:17 | LIKE SLAMMER |
| SLAMMER | 01:19 | ISS STRONG |
| SLAMMER | 21:09 | SLAMMER NEED |
| SLAMMER | 21:10 | BIGGER HAMMER |
