| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Eurystheus | 00:03 | what was that |
| Eurystheus | 00:15 | this is different |
| PatrickStar | 00:17 | ? |
| Eurystheus | 00:20 | barcode isn' it |
| Eurystheus | 00:35 | barcode zerg just fail drone rushed me |
| PatrickStar | 00:42 | lul |
| Eurystheus | 00:54 | love me some free ladder points |
| PatrickStar | 01:07 | that was stupid of him |
| Eurystheus | 01:14 | probably drunk or high |
| Eurystheus | 01:15 | is my gues |
| Eurystheus | 05:10 | sad |
