| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DentedHead | 00:06 | SLAMMER ONLINE |
| DentedHead | 00:07 | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| SLAMMER | 00:12 | U DARE |
| SLAMMER | 00:12 | MOCK |
| SLAMMER | 00:13 | MIGHTY |
| SLAMMER | 00:14 | SLAMMER |
| SLAMMER | 00:16 | ????????????????? |
| DentedHead | 00:18 | ?????? |
| SLAMMER | 00:21 | U CANNOT WIN |
| SLAMMER | 00:22 | SLAMMER |
| SLAMMER | 00:24 | TOO POWERFUL |
| DentedHead | 00:36 | NO |
| DentedHead | 00:36 | ME |
| SLAMMER | 00:46 | ONLY FOOL |
| SLAMMER | 00:47 | CHALLENGE |
| SLAMMER | 00:48 | SLAMMER |
| DentedHead | 00:56 | I am fool |
| DentedHead | 01:02 | but also |
| DentedHead | 01:05 | retard strength |
| DentedHead | 01:05 | beware |
| DentedHead | 14:54 | SLAMMER NEED BIGGER HAMMER |
| SLAMMER | 19:22 | SLAMMER NEED |
| SLAMMER | 19:24 | BIGGER HAMMER |
