| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FeaR | 00:02 | gl hf |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:21 | swallow my penis |
| FeaR | 00:25 | will do |
| FeaR | 00:32 | pussy |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:05 | later BUD |
| FeaR | 01:08 | LOL |
| FeaR | 01:19 | you forgot about my TRAPCARD |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:39 | i smell goat cheese |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 05:09 | lol sick game balance |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 05:13 | i can see why this game is dead |
