| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| airpolgas | 00:04 | gl hf |
| ChronicDark | 00:13 | You're a superstar |
| ChronicDark | 00:20 | At the gay bar. |
| airpolgas | 01:05 | i heard homophobes are closeted gays |
| airpolgas | 01:20 | it's ok though, your secret's safe with me |
| ChronicDark | 01:32 | Superstar |
| ChronicDark | 01:36 | At the gay bar. |
| ChronicDark | 01:47 | Do you have any money? |
| ChronicDark | 01:55 | I wanna spend all your money. |
| ChronicDark | 02:16 | At the gay bar. |
| ChronicDark | 02:59 | Superstar |
| airpolgas | 03:12 | at the gay bar! |
| ChronicDark | 03:21 | WAOW! |
| airpolgas | 03:26 | haha |
| ChronicDark | 03:39 | Let's start a war |
| airpolgas | 03:51 | we are already in one |
| ChronicDark | 03:52 | (not) a nuclear war! |
| ChronicDark | 04:09 | Uh oh. |
| airpolgas | 08:02 | gg wp i'm off to be a superstar!! |
