| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| tong | 00:00 | glhf |
| Novixion | 00:00 | gl hf |
| XCEKKMTX | 00:01 | gl hgf |
| UrTrashEz | 00:15 | ty |
| Droopy | 00:42 | my taint smells like flowers |
| tong | 00:55 | join the club |
| Droopy | 01:11 | if u want to know how i know |
| Droopy | 01:18 | i take a cotton swab |
| Droopy | 01:27 | and just swirl it around |
| Droopy | 01:31 | down there |
| Droopy | 01:42 | i wait till after i work out and am sweaty in the crotch reagion |
| Droopy | 01:50 | that gives the best sample |
