| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kaizen | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Baldrick | 00:03 | Gl hf |
| ClimaxGiver | 05:01 | I HATE GETTING NOOBS |
| ClimaxGiver | 05:03 | TWO NOOBS EVERY GAME |
| ClimaxGiver | 05:09 | THEY CANT HANDLE ANY SCENARIO |
| Kaizen | 05:10 | stop im trying |
| ClimaxGiver | 08:09 | IM OUT I CANT HANDLE THE MORONS |
| ClimaxGiver | 08:15 | BOTH ARE JUST NOT MOVING |
| ClimaxGiver | 08:22 | IM PINGINGN NON STOP> |
