| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| John | 00:06 | Why is your MMR so low? |
| Melbourne | 00:26 | to meet you |
| John | 01:13 | Giving Melbournians a bad name |
| John | 12:27 | Honestly, must be boring for you |
| Melbourne | 12:29 | Ez |
| Melbourne | 12:30 | too ez |
| John | 12:33 | Exactly |
| John | 12:36 | Get to a proper MMR |
| Melbourne | 12:39 | fuck off |
| John | 12:43 | Seriously |
| Melbourne | 12:44 | DONT FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME |
| John | 12:50 | I could tell you the same |
| John | 12:56 | Go play against a kindergartener |
