| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Simulant | 00:17 | Anyone into butt sex? |
| SmellyPants | 00:33 | you play direct strike much? |
| Simulant | 00:50 | I direct strike your mom |
| MadisonJuice | 00:55 | heyoooooooo |
| Simulant | 01:35 | We're the best |
| Simulant | 01:41 | You guys suck |
| SmellyPants | 01:42 | d j khaleed |
