| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cucaracha | 00:00 | going to quit again |
| Treatment | 00:19 | Are you mad about it? |
| Cucaracha | 00:28 | smurfs are bitches |
| Treatment | 00:34 | Because it's just a game... |
| Treatment | 00:46 | And if I don't like a map...I leave |
| Treatment | 00:56 | Since my goal is to have fun |
| Treatment | 01:16 | When you get paid to play starcraft, then you should get mad about it |
| Cucaracha | 04:25 | being a tool is 'fun' for you |
| Treatment | 04:51 | Imagine playing an RTS and getting mad when you fight your opponent |
| Treatment | 05:16 | You might need to see a therapist of video games make you this angry |
| Treatment | 11:23 | gg amigo |
| Cucaracha | 11:34 | gg |
| Treatment | 11:38 | I can't be a smurf if you can beat me |
| Cucaracha | 11:52 | next time don't be suck a dick |
