| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Penda | 00:02 | Gl hf |
| Mojo | 00:05 | glgl |
| TheTurk | 00:08 | people are so stupid |
| Penda | 00:27 | or so politicains would have us believe |
| TheTurk | 00:46 | no in general |
| TheTurk | 00:52 | just an observation |
| Penda | 01:13 | as a group gets bigger, the average iq goes down |
