| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Sifu | 00:00 | glhf |
| Rhuubarb | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Sojourner | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Tyrano | 00:36 | rhubarb is the greatest strategist of his generation |
| Sojourner | 00:39 | |
| Tyrano | 00:45 | and a sexual goddess |
| Sojourner | 00:58 | thats what matters |
| Tyrano | 03:42 | sorry i was watching porno |
| Sojourner | 03:47 | never apologize |
| Tyrano | 04:01 | i owe it to my team mate |
| Sojourner | 04:04 | no |
| Sojourner | 04:06 | dont |
| Sojourner | 04:08 | you deserve better |
| Tyrano | 04:17 | he deserves better than me watching porno |
| Tyrano | 04:25 | he pinged the reaper multiple times |
| Sojourner | 04:27 | |
| Sojourner | 04:35 | keep bating, its cool |
| Tyrano | 04:43 | keep losing lings |
| Sojourner | 04:47 | no |
| Rhuubarb | 14:09 | ggwp |
