| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cryomatrix | 00:00 | GLHF |
| Cryomatrix | 00:14 | i got lucky, that was a gg |
| DrunkDealer | 00:20 | gl hf |
| DrunkDealer | 00:31 | no way, i built no units |
| DrunkDealer | 00:48 | one day I will learn to play |
| Cryomatrix | 00:52 | hence, i got lucky |
| Cryomatrix | 00:56 | don't wooirry i'm same boat as you |
| Cryomatrix | 00:58 | i suck balls at this game |
| Cryomatrix | 01:11 | not even regular balls, herpes infested balls |
| DrunkDealer | 01:17 | mmmm |
| Cryomatrix | 16:26 | oops needed to siege tanks |
| Cryomatrix | 16:47 | g |
| Cryomatrix | 16:48 | g |
| Cryomatrix | 16:49 | gg |
| DrunkDealer | 16:49 | gg |
| Cryomatrix | 16:54 | tried maru |
| Cryomatrix | 16:55 | didn't work |
