| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Sgtsadsack | 00:00 | hey man |
| Sgtbaldsack | 00:00 | baldy |
| Sgtbaldsack | 00:14 | thriving is a bitch |
| Sgtsadsack | 00:22 | you mispelled god |
| Sgtbaldsack | 00:31 | idc hes a pussy |
| Sgtsadsack | 01:59 | grow up |
| Sgtbaldsack | 02:00 | when did you lose your hair |
| Sgtsadsack | 02:19 | your dad likes to pull it |
| Sgtbaldsack | 03:42 | thriving is a virgin |
| Sgtsadsack | 06:54 | ???????????????????? |
| Sgtbaldsack | 07:25 | u play this video game every day and still suck you no life |
| Sgtbaldsack | 07:33 | and this jesus thriving guy |
| Sgtsadsack | 07:34 | ??????????????? |
| Sgtbaldsack | 07:37 | hes such a fucking pussy |
| Sgtbaldsack | 08:04 | yall look awful |
| Sgtbaldsack | 08:15 | no life fucking geek |
| Sgtsadsack | 08:27 | ?? |
| Sgtsadsack | 08:27 | your base brother |
| Sgtsadsack | 08:29 | look |
| Sgtbaldsack | 08:30 | sad cunts |
| Sgtsadsack | 08:34 | mira |
| Sgtbaldsack | 08:51 | hit the gym |
| Sgtbaldsack | 08:54 | you twig |
| Sgtbaldsack | 09:04 | and your boyfriend thriving |
