| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MajJack | 00:00 | why are you IIIII |
| llllllllllll | 00:27 | because you touch yourself at night |
| MajJack | 00:47 | i let my wife touch me |
| MajJack | 01:00 | my condoms are coming tomorriw |
| llllllllllll | 01:14 | you can just use some of mine |
| llllllllllll | 01:17 | i gave her some extras |
| MajJack | 01:34 | oh thanks! |
| llllllllllll | 01:45 | you like to watch? |
| MajJack | 01:50 | yes |
| llllllllllll | 01:56 | i figured |
| llllllllllll | 02:07 | why would you marry that girl if you were not a cuck |
| llllllllllll | 02:30 | should be a chad like me |
| llllllllllll | 02:33 | nail and bail |
| MajJack | 02:41 | she was better than your gf |
| llllllllllll | 03:04 | you like the taste of all my sloppy seconds |
| llllllllllll | 03:40 | sentry placement |
| llllllllllll | 04:36 | just like my orical |
| llllllllllll | 04:38 | i was better |
| llllllllllll | 05:17 | well you lasted 5 mins |
| llllllllllll | 05:21 | must be a new record for you |
| MajJack | 05:24 | i last 20 min |
| llllllllllll | 05:39 | i bet the boys love that |
