| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Sifu | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Sojourner | 00:09 | gl hf |
| Apophis | 00:12 | go fuck your mom |
| Sojourner | 00:20 | you're cute princess |
| Sifu | 00:25 | cupcake |
| Sifu | 00:38 | even bronzes can defend cannon rushes |
| Sifu | 00:41 | LOL! |
| Apophis | 00:42 | u cheese all ppl that are better than u? |
| Sifu | 01:00 | no just the ones that will have a bitch |
| Sifu | 01:08 | its entertaining |
| Apophis | 01:28 | u need cheese to become diamond? shamee |
| Sifu | 17:49 | lol |
| Sifu | 17:53 | gtfo |
| Apophis | 18:01 | u need 18 minutes for 2v1 |
| Apophis | 18:03 | soo bad |
