| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| UpATree | 00:05 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| UpATree | 00:11 | MAH LADDER POINTS |
| UpATree | 00:14 | glglyo |
| Drunkenboi | 00:14 | |
| Drunkenboi | 00:16 | gl hf |
| UpATree | 00:27 | hit me with your best shot punk |
| Drunkenboi | 00:30 | xD |
| UpATree | 12:01 | f |
| UpATree | 12:02 | gg |
