| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Pants | 00:03 | glhf |
| Beta | 00:07 | gl g; |
| Beta | 00:10 | gl gl |
| ZakiMa | 00:11 | make the usa number one great again |
| Pants | 00:15 | yes pls trumpu |
| RobotClinton | 00:16 | YES |
| RobotClinton | 00:20 | TRUMP PLZ TRUMP |
| MgWay | 00:27 | vote me |
| RobotClinton | 00:31 | TRUE AMERICAN PATRIO |
| tokaplan | 00:35 | Mr. Gorbachev - build that wall |
| Pants | 00:43 | fuckyaZ |
| RobotClinton | 06:09 | gg |
| Pants | 06:20 | jeeg |
