| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kritter | 00:03 | glhf |
| popillil | 00:07 | glgl |
| popillil | 01:02 | 141414 |
| popillil | 01:02 | 141 |
| popillil | 01:02 | 4 |
| popillil | 01:14 | Fix your god damn lag man, it's annoying |
| Kritter | 01:14 | *elevator music* |
| popillil | 01:14 | \ |
| popillil | 01:14 | her15151515151515 |
| popillil | 01:14 | *jeopardy theme* |
| Kritter | 01:14 | *classic ukelele cover* |
| popillil | 01:16 | stop the porn man |
| popillil | 01:31 | i cant do shit man, fix this |
| popillil | 01:35 | stop the porn |
| popillil | 03:58 | FUCK OFF BITCH SERIOUSLY |
| popillil | 04:11 | its annoying |
| Kritter | 06:00 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 06:03 | not again |
| popillil | 11:52 | omfg |
| popillil | 11:52 | not a |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | stop it |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| Kritter | 11:52 | *final countdown* |
| popillil | 11:52 | Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus |
| popillil | 13:58 | your lag is pissing me off |
| Zaraki | 14:03 | .L. |
