| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| OgSlayer | 00:02 | gl hf bb |
| UpATree | 00:05 | glglyo |
| OgSlayer | 00:18 | for christmas can u just spank me this game? |
| UpATree | 00:25 | we'll see |
| UpATree | 00:32 | I've heard I'm a mongoloid |
| UpATree | 00:35 | so I dunno |
| OgSlayer | 00:39 | |
| UpATree | 09:53 | gg |
