| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Hoplite | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Hoplite | 00:07 | Storm them |
| Uberpwnzorz | 00:10 | |
| KirkLazarus | 00:14 | swarm them |
| Amedis | 00:17 | help |
| Neuro | 00:30 | (business) |
| Neuro | 00:33 | spyteYay |
| Amedis | 00:35 | (coffeetime) |
| Hoplite | 00:37 | |
| KirkLazarus | 00:50 | DansGame |
| KirkLazarus | 07:41 | NEURO S |
| KirkLazarus | 12:39 | fell apart like a soup sandwich |
| KirkLazarus | 13:05 | i mean we really folded up like a cheap suit |
| Neuro | 14:19 |
