| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| NotSugar | 00:02 | glglyo |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 00:07 | glgl |
| SimplyOwnage | 00:08 | gl hf |
| MyLifeFrAiur | 00:17 | good luck high five my bruddas |
| Grrrr | 00:23 | allah akbar |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 00:30 | PEACE ON EARF |
| Hibiki | 00:38 | wish it was legal to marry farm animals |
| SimplyOwnage | 00:42 | me too |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 00:46 | mme too |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 01:02 | i love sticking my weenie in goats |
| Hibiki | 01:07 | ok |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 01:13 | whats ur preferemce? |
| Hibiki | 01:21 | ok |
| Sisu | 01:27 | geese |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 01:40 | oooh thats hot |
| Grrrr | 15:23 | lol bc |
| NotSugar | 15:30 | gg |
| SimplyOwnage | 15:34 | gg |
| MyLiTtLePwNy | 15:39 | gg |
