| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Zevus | 00:02 | glhf |
| TurkeyDano | 00:02 | Gl hf |
| ChangoLeder | 00:11 | suck this |
| AlcazarP | 00:15 | HOLI |
| Zevus | 02:03 | heh |
| FGThjklzEX | 02:05 | ima dick |
| FGThjklzEX | 02:05 | lol |
| TurkeyDano | 02:07 | ol |
| Zevus | 02:10 | yes you are |
| Zevus | 02:19 | not |
| Zevus | 03:04 | I'll cover ground |
| FGThjklzEX | 03:20 | ah shit |
| FGThjklzEX | 06:58 | "i helped" this game |
