| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Frobie | 00:16 | rip |
| Choonk | 00:16 | LOOL |
| Frobie | 00:19 | restart>? |
| Choonk | 00:23 | no |
| CataKlysmic | 01:03 | fro bro |
| CataKlysmic | 01:07 | ayeee |
| Frobie | 01:47 | hi |
| Elooz | 01:57 | nooooooo |
| Choonk | 02:24 | lol |
| Choonk | 03:08 | he cannoned me first |
| Elooz | 03:32 | I did... It's true. |
| Elooz | 03:43 | BUT HES CANNONS WAS FASTER! |
| Elooz | 03:50 | So... |
| Elooz | 03:56 | he THOUGHT about it before I did |
| CataKlysmic | 04:49 | rrrrrriiiiiiippp]3 |
| Frobie | 05:47 | this is kinda hard |
| Frobie | 05:49 | without tanks |
| Frobie | 05:51 | or cyclones |
| CataKlysmic | 06:42 | ree ggg lulz |
| CataKlysmic | 06:48 | back to my cereal |
| Choonk | 08:05 | hello |
| Frobie | 13:07 | gg |
| Choonk | 17:12 | fuck u frobie |
| Elooz | 17:31 | I'm not the last person in am I? |
| Choonk | 17:52 | ggggggggggg |
