| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Haste | 00:04 | glfh |
| UpATree | 00:06 | glglyo |
| Haste | 00:22 | im woopin your ass today |
| UpATree | 00:34 | enjoy it while it lasts |
| Haste | 00:40 | haah |
| Haste | 01:01 | at least you got a sense of humor |
| Haste | 01:24 | how to check fps? |
| Haste | 01:27 | during gameplay |
| UpATree | 02:05 | ctrk alt f |
| UpATree | 05:15 | gg |
