| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Akoo | 00:06 | I AM A POLICEMAN |
| TheSanitizer | 00:13 | k |
| TheSanitizer | 00:23 | how fast was I going officer |
| Akoo | 00:35 | UR UNDER ARREST FOR BUTTSEX |
| TheSanitizer | 00:42 | thats not illegal. |
| Akoo | 00:51 | i am the law |
| TheSanitizer | 00:59 | but your dad wanted it |
| TheSanitizer | 01:03 | I don't understand |
| TheSanitizer | 01:18 | are you going to arrest him too? |
| TheSanitizer | 01:29 | I'd love the company in jail ;) (hearts) |
| Akoo | 01:40 | u have the right to remain pwned |
| TheSanitizer | 02:46 | gg |
