| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CheekClapper | 00:14 | heres our chance |
| Kunkka | 00:27 | first ladder |
| Kunkka | 00:30 | we are noob |
| Day | 02:28 | hells |
| CheekClapper | 03:34 | great wall of china |
| Kunkka | 04:27 | well im fucke |
| Kunkka | 07:08 | ol |
| Kunkka | 07:10 | lol |
| Kunkka | 07:14 | imso fucked |
| Day | 10:24 | b |
| Day | 10:29 | not enough aa |
| Day | 14:03 | gg |
