| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Countess | 00:00 | kys smurf |
| Chikyū | 00:07 | manner up lady |
| Countess | 00:15 | smurfing is bm |
| Countess | 00:17 | you first |
| Chikyū | 00:17 | otherwise noone ever gonna lick ur pussy |
| Countess | 00:25 | sounds good to me |
| Chikyū | 00:36 | im protoss! |
| Countess | 00:48 | you're a virgin |
| Chikyū | 00:52 | indeed |
| Chikyū | 00:56 | what if we make out |
| Countess | 01:07 | i wouldn't with a subhuman |
| Countess | 01:08 | sorry |
| Chikyū | 01:44 | im german 7 feet tall all blonde |
| Countess | 01:50 | nazi then i take it |
| Chikyū | 02:02 | ty |
| Countess | 13:01 | ? |
| Chikyū | 13:13 | ? |
| Chikyū | 13:21 | cant beat woman sry |
| Countess | 13:30 | incapable |
| Chikyū | 13:34 | otherwise gonna get rape law enforcement |