| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MaGiCFingers | 00:00 | glhf |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 00:00 | ive played 25k games |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 00:04 | im so worn out from winning or losing |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:07 | DIE |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 00:08 | and its 3s |
| aztechhh | 00:34 | relax |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:54 | I AM NOOB SLAYER |
| NOOBSLAYER | 00:58 | DIE |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 01:06 | you're a fuckin cocksucker, stfu |
| USMCmrj | 01:10 | lol |
| NOOBSLAYER | 01:32 | DIE BITCH |
| USMCmrj | 01:49 | this guy |
| USMCmrj | 01:50 | lol |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 05:14 | Ez |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 05:48 | plus 1 claws in |
| NOOBSLAYER | 05:57 | FUCK YOUUUU NOOOOOOO |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 05:59 | Ez |
| MaGiCFingers | 06:02 | ez |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 06:04 | call me goofslayer |
| MaGiCFingers | 06:06 | gtfo |
| MaGiCFingers | 07:52 | noobslayer lol more like queen of the noobs |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 07:59 | queen of the moobs |
| SiCkDiLeMMa | 08:04 | them big ol saggy man titties |
| MaGiCFingers | 08:50 | clearly this kids parents failed at basic human behaviour training |